Résumé911

WE ROAST IT. THEN WE SAVE IT.

Free AI resume review. Get a score, an honest roast and rewrites for your weakest bullets, in about 30 seconds.

Six seconds. That's how long a recruiter gave your resume.

PDF or DOCX, up to 4 MB
  • Free
  • No sign-up
  • Your resume is never saved

251 resumes roasted

WHAT WE SEE IN A RESUME
Aarav Mehta
Data Analyst · Bengaluru · 5 years
EXPERIENCE
  • •Responsible for various adhoc reports and stakeholder requests
  • •Built a Power BI sales dashboard that cut reporting time by 6 hours per manager
  • •Worked on dashboards for the marketing team
  • •Helped with the data migration project
SKILLS
  • Python, SQL, Power BI, Excel
  • AWS, Tableau
What you get

A diagnosis, then a treatment plan

EXAMPLE: A FICTIONAL DATA ANALYST RESUME
69
Serious but stable
Score from fixed rules, out of 100
“Your ‘adhoc reports’ bullet is the corporate equivalent of a Swiss-army knife with no blade, just a shiny handle of Power BI and a promise of stakeholder happiness.”
ONE OF THE FIXES
Before

Responsible for various adhoc reports and helped with stakeholder requests

After

Contributed to adhoc Power BI reports for stakeholders, delivering insights [cutting X hours per week]

You replace the [brackets] with your real numbers. We never invent them.

How it works

Three steps, about 30 seconds

  1. 1

    Upload

    Drop a PDF or Word resume. Pick your target role, or let us guess it.

  2. 2

    Get the diagnosis

    A score from fixed, explainable rules, an honest roast, and an ATS check for layouts that trip up job portals.

  3. 3

    Get the treatment

    Fixes ranked by impact, with rewrites you can copy. Fix them, upload again, watch the score move.

Before you upload

FAQs

QIs it really free?

Yes. No sign-up, no card, no paywall. The roast is free and will stay free.

QIs my resume stored?

No. We read it once, roast it, and forget it. Like a recruiter, but on purpose. To write the roast, its text goes to our AI provider, Groq, which keeps no copy and may not train AI on it. We save only anonymous numbers like the score, never your file or your words. Details in our privacy policy.

QHow is the score calculated?

By fixed rules, not by vibes. They look at what recruiters look for: results, fit for the role and proof behind your skills. The AI only writes the roast and the rewrites, and every rewrite is checked against your resume so it never invents anything.

QDoes it check ATS compatibility?

Yes. It flags things applicant tracking systems often struggle with, like multi-column layouts, tables, missing section headings and unreadable dates.

QWhich files work?

PDF and Word (.docx), up to 4 MB. Scanned resumes and designs where the text is part of an image cannot be read yet.

QWho made this?

Mohit Kaushik, a data person, as an independent project. Follow the build on LinkedIn.

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📋 Discharge form

Before you leave the ER, rate the doctor. Be brutal, we can handle it.

We store your rating and comment, never your resume.

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You caught the 9

Caught in 0.0 s. Faster than a recruiter reads a resume (6 s).

DR. 9'S PROGNOSIS

Dr. 9 also posts on LinkedIn. Follow the build, or buy the doctor a tea.

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Your resume gets the interview. Then what?

Résumé911 Pro is coming, for the part after the resume:

  • Questions from real interviews for your role
  • Follow-up questions on the exact claims in your resume
  • Mock interviews: answer, get roasted, try again
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